Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 19th March 2016 - In the original Sprockish
Mornin puppiez, Jake here.
I fink I needs da sprocker police and maybe a lawyer . . . .
Last Sunday as a special treat da hoomins took me to da beach at Canvey Island. Dey didn’t fink it froo as da tide waz out. Still dere waz lotz of doggiez out playing on da shale beach. Good old hoodad brought some tenniz ballz and we had mini ball frow.
I hadz good fun but den my legz sunk in da soft shale at da edge and I face planted in da mud. I wantz to know if it is crewelty to da sprocker if da hoominz laff and laff and take picturez? (hoomum here, in our defence it was very funny)
Of all de dogz on da beach only me and a goldie lab waz muddy. Da hoominz decided to put my figure of hate on and take me walking coz hoomum said I waznt getting in her car wiv all da wet mud.
While we waz walking all da uvver hoominz was laff at me and peoplez were even stopping dere chilren from fussin me. Is dis fair or is it more sprocker cruelty my spocker bruvvers and sisters??
On Furrz day my hoodad went away he said he was going to France. I iz scared. I fink he is going to see my French bird, Lucy, an tellz her about my girlz on da manorway; Peggy, Truffles and Bella. Day are all nice girlz but dey is just a bit of fun. Lucy iz da love of my life. I hopez dat Lucy seez dis post and knowz I only haz eyez for her and cant wait to see her in da summer.
Wiv hoodad being away dere waz no ball frow today and hoomum got me up in da middle of da night for walkies. All da uvver doggiez was still sleeping and we only wentz half way down da manorway and we almost runz back home. (hoomum here, yes thanks Jake I forgot to pee before leaving the house so walkies were cut short).
Hoomum haz toldz me dat hooauntie Kay is coming over. I luvz auntie Kay. She bringz me treatz and givez me lotz of cuddlez.
Pictures today are me wiz my mud pack (fanx mum) and me in my favrit place in da world, my sofa.
Haz a great week and Sprock on Puppiez Luvz Jake xx
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