Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Sunday 3rd January 2016 - In the original Sprockish

Happy New Year Sprockets Jake here.

Didz youz miss me? Pic one iz da full hillicopterz mode of da sexy black earz for all da lady Sprockets.

I haz not postz much coz Hoomum iz mess wiv my web page an I not wantz to givez her even more pagez to fiddle wiv but az it new year I haz to post. The link is http://jakesez.lin2.co.uk/ if you forgetz.

Chrimbo waz great I got lotz of fingz to eatz az pressiez, my family knowz me so well. Pic 2 iz da pheasant I gotz it iz fab as it makez da big parping nosez an I luvz it.
My norvern Hoograndparents waz well fun an I played wiv my Hoocousinz Emma an Holly an my doggie cousin Izzy. Me an Izzy got loadza treatz from Hoodad and da Hoocousinz. I haz to admit da Turkey made me well parpy on da ride home.
Hooauntie Bex had us over wiv da family from da Sarf an I waz da only doggie, Hooaunite Bex haz lotz of catz but none nasty like Baby, dey all hid from me upstairz so I got loadz of cuddles from Hoogran and Hoograndad, an Hooauntie Dibz and Hoouncle Howard. I not get da promised ballfrow da next day coz Hoodad hadz too much special grape juice at HooAuntie Bex so we all hadz da duvet day an it waz LUSH apart from us all parping coz of two dayz of food, Hoodad made me eyez water more dan once I can tell you.

Holibobz was well fun and since we gotz back Baby da catz iz toleratez me much better pic 3 iz ne trying to sneakz me nose into her soft fur, and she not go “Freddie Kruger on me”. Could it be she really likez me?

Hoodad haz had to work between Chrimbo an New year but I has had loadz of Manorway walkz an fun wiv da Hoo Builderz. Also Hoo Auntie Kay came over for a couple of dayz an she b rough me a sqeaky worm dat iz weird it is real soft plastic an make me tongue feel funny.

So today we had da first ballfrow of da year an I iz knackerdz Hoodad waz on fire wiv da distance an I runz milez, Also me my pal Hudson who iz growing fast now he is 8 monthz and we chase around da park while our Hoodads chatted, I haz to apologise but my Hoodad can only do one fing at a time so dere are no picz of me an Hudson. But Pic 4 an 5 iz me waitz for ballfrow an me in joy mode coz da muddy puddle waz still dere.

Anywayz Sprocketz heres to a super 2016 stay fab an Sprock on Puppiez Luvz Jake xx

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