Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 9th January 2016 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake Here.

I is feelz a bit down to end da week an herez why.
1) I haz had to go back to da workz, dat waz hard afterz a month offz. But I did getz to see my Hoobossez an Hooauntie Alice for Cuddlez.
2) Hoodad iz back at da Workz so I iz dragged out at Sparrow fartz, But I do getz da Manorway gallop when he iz home.
3) All da Chrimble Nom Nom’s iz gone. But I did scoffz most of it, an I haz heard Hoomum ask Hoodad to cookz her slow roast shoulder of Lamb for her birthday next week so there will be loadz of overleftz. An Hoodad sayz I needz to start on all da Chrimbo treatz I haz.
4) Work iz movez on on da keep Jakey clean room, da bath iz in and workz. But da Hoobulderz haz been share da builder brekkie wiv me.

Hang on when I fink aboutz it I luvz my Life I haz no reason to be down I iz a very lucky Sprocket.

Me an Hoodad haz been on ballfrow today. We went a bit later an I met loadz of new dogs an it waz nice and light so I could see da ballz easy. Da new lady dooggiez totez fell in luvz wiv da sexy earz an we had sexy bum sniffz, If only I hadz me luv spudz we could have made beautiful music, why did you do it to me Hoodad why? ( Hoodad here because if your Hoomum saw puppiez that you were the dad of she would have wanted them all and we would now be living in a barn surrounded by little Jakeys).

I waz try to fool Hoodad by drop da ball an run towards him, but he sneaky an knowz dat trick so wont frow da ball until he can see da ovvur one. Den he frow da ball da ovvur way an makez me run lotz. Itz not fair coz he know I not able to resist da ballfrow. ( Hello Hoodad here I am trying to get the gutlords Christmas excess off and mine if I am truly honest and have a trim Sprocket for 2016).

It waz well soggy out dere today it waz luch. I know in da srf we not haz nuffink comparez to da Sprocketz oop Norf who haz biblical rainz an floodz. I hopez all my Norvern Sprocketz an all doggiez are safe an dry. That said it waz fun watchiung da fatman slip an slide even though he had his big ballfrow bootz on I amazed he not land on hiz fat bum. (Hoodad here Jake I am not completely useless you know I have been walking for quite a time now.)

Muddy puddle waz well cold an make me undercarriage all tingley. I not sure I like it so had two goes but still undecided. Todays Piccie iz me haz rest on ballfrow coz I waz puffed outz. I waz so wet I gotz da two towel job I LUVZ MY TOWEL. (Hoodad here I have sneaked an extra pic to show you what happens after ballfrow for most of the day.)

Well Sprocketz Datz it for diz week.

Stay safe get muddy and always SPROCK ON puppiez Luvz Jake xx

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