Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 20th February 2016 - In the original Sprockish
Hello sprockets, Jake here.
I has steered well clear of da catnip diz week, but haz scoofed loadz of cat poo to makez up for it. I do likez to give da Hoominz da stink breath kisses.
Hoodad waz off to da work fing again so I had Hoomum to myself for a couple of nightz. But I fink da fatbloke had left instructionz coz Hoomum run me ragged wiv da ballfrow in da garden as it nicer eveningz now.
When da Hoodad getz back Baby da Catz waz in da big trouble. She pooped on da floor upstairs, she iz so fussy she wont go in her poopy tray fing if she been in it already. He waz well loud wiv da “BAD CAT” shoutz. Den he tickz me off for not scoff it off da floor, I tellz you I can’t winz.
Friday I haz da Special treatz Hooauntie Kay came overz so I had lotz of Hooauntie cuddlez an we always haz curry when she comez so I had da lamb, da chicken and da kebabz, NOM NOM.
On da downside my legz an bumz hair is so long I gotz very spikey twigs stuck on Friday Manorway walkz which Hoodad had to takez out very careful, I know I haz no love spudz but dere are other fingz I not want spiked down there. But he waz very gentle, I know amazing for such a fat an angry man, and I not have any booboo spikez. Now Hoomum haz book me in for da haircutz, I not happy az it iz wiv a new lady I not know but I haz promised to be good an not go “Freddie Kruger” as Baby would say so Good by dreadlock an hello baldy diz week, I hopez she not cutz da sexy balck earz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Hooauntie Dibz iz marry Hoouncle Howard today so I gotz da reprieve from yomping ballfrow wiv hoodad. Good job too I iz so tired. ( Hoodad here Tired or Lazy, it’s a fine line. The picture today is Jake asleep in his breakfast yoghurt bowl).
AAAWWWWW Hoodad dat iz da sneaky taking embarrassin pic when I iz asleeps.
Anywayz da Hoominz it try to make dem lookz nice so I is going to snugglez for da nice snooze.
Sprock on Puppiez, luvz Jake xx
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