Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 27th February 2016 - In the original Sprockish

Hello sprockets, Jake here.

Well afters being abandoned while da Hoominz went to HooAuntie Dibs and Hoouncle Howards Wedding Hoodad takes me for a bonus ballfrow last Sunday,

On da way round da muddy puddle waz back to normal so I waz right in for da swimz, Den we get further an I rememberz I iz get da haircutz, or so da Fatbloke fought, so in protestz I leapz in da really dirty brooke.

Oh my friends it waz lush, cold, geyey brown and full of rotting vegitation. I looked fantastic an pong wonderful. (Hoodad here don't agree with that he was disgusting, smelling foul and looking very pleased with himself).

On da wayz home lotz of ovver puppiez waz well gel as dey waz all clean. Some of da hoominz waz say I getz da bath an I say I not care I haz da keep Jakie clean room now an iz all mine.

Imagine my surprise when da mean Hoodad washes me in da garden wiv da bucket den usez da cold hosepie fing to rinse me. An to makez it worse da Hoomum waz laugh an laugh, not sure if it waz at me or da Hoodad who got wetz too.

Den I findz out I not get haircutz till next week, silly Hoodad alwayz getz it wrong. On da plus side my suvvern Hoograndad brung me lotz of overleftz from Hooauntie Dibs wedding curry evening, I nearliez eatz my body wight in popadomz. I luvz curry but it makez me parp nearly as bad as Hoomum.

Diz week was fairly quite until last night when afterz my last peepee an run and growlz in da garden I iz packed offf into Hoomums car and we leavez Baby da Catz behind and set off on a midnight adventure. We drive for long time 2 hourz i fink an dere wasz loadz of roadworkz and diversionz. I not sure what dey iz but dey seem to be how you getz Hoodad to swearz loadz, I dont fink he like dem coz he use wordz he not use at me heven when I iz well naughty. Den we getz to my Norven Hoograndad and Hoogrannys house. I is well excites az Hoogranny waz in Hooman vetz last time I came up gettin da bionic stuff fitted, (Hoodad here it was just a pacemaker my 74 year old mum has not turned into the 6million dollar woman). Dey waz both asleep, make sure dey know I iz here by runz up an down on dere wood floor so dey can hearz me.

An bexcause I waz good boy an no stinky parp in da car I gotz a midnight feat of doggie bicciez, Hoodad givez Hoomum Hoomin bicciez for da same reason.

Today Hoodad takez me for walk an dere iz no sexy black ballfrow so I fink it just a road walk. But he take me to Rowell Paddocks. It iz big open park where he play when he waz lickle, I don't fink he waz ever little. I haz lotz of fun as dere waz so many new fingz to pee on I peepee so much I waz empty.

I haz no picciez as Hoominz left da camera atz home so I will post dem tomorrow when I home.

Off now to play wiv da oldz Sprock on Puppiez

Sprock on Puppiez, luvz Jake xx

 

P.S. Nasty haircutz iz on Monday

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