Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 28th November 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here..
First offz I want to sayz a big fank you for all da kind wishes for Hoograndad and Hoogranny. Hoograndad iz on da mend an Hoogranny iz in a nice place having da holiday until da tall fella iz back on hiz feet.
I haz been miss da Hoodad loadz he been away for agez so no run free time just road walkz wiv Hoomum. On da plus side Hoobuilder Barry haz been sharez da builer breakfast wiv me, now I just has to get Hoobuilder Sam to sharez for big early morning snax. Dey has workz well hard diz week an da make da food an eat da food room iz nealiez finished. Dat meanz da keep Jakey clean room iz getz nearer. I also findz out dat Hoobuilder Sam iz scared of catz, I tellz him to be very scared of Baby coz she will Fredddie Kruger him, It waz well funny to see hiz face, he iz as tall az Hoodad but not fat so see himz scared of a lickle cat waz ace.
On Thursday night we iz coming back from workz an I see somefink on da drive, could it be OMD it iz it da Silver Comfy Hoodad iz back!!!!!!!!!!!!. I haz to say sorry to Hoomum coz I nearly ripz her arm out da socket an charge in to give Hoodad sprocker kisses and cuddlez before Hoomum getz a look in. So sorry Hoomum I know you missed dat fatbloke too. As extra fun I got Hoodad on me own coz Hoomum took My maternal Hoograndad to see a comedian for hiz Chrimbo pressie so I gotz da whole night wiv Hoodad to meself. On da downside we both fell asleepz but I well glad he home.
Friday I knew he gotz to go up London for da workz fing, but I iz so spoiled he getz up extra earliez to give me da run free on da Manorway. Den dey both takes me again in da night for more runningz by diz time Iiz well pooped. Pic one iz me snorez while Hoodad watches da rugby.
I gotz well excited diz morning coz I saw Hoodad had da sexy black like me earz ballfrow, I not had ballfrow for what feels like ages (Hoodad here it was 2 weeks) I doing back flipz indoorz and den pulled like a train dat even da figure of hate not stop me, just makez me grunt like da furry pig. Hoodad iz da meanie an pic two and three iz him teasez me before startz da ball frow.
On da way round we meetz my old friend Daisy she iz well recovered from her leg op an waz evenz running when she came to say hello. Best of all her lickle brother Sammy waz off da lead an not barkey an angry which iz great newz for hiz hoomum. She had rescued him from a home where he in a cage all da time, he now like da rest of uz spaniels head down sniffing and having da deafiez in da earziez, I iz well happy for Daisy an her Hoomum.
Sprock on Puppiez Luvz Jake xx
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