Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 19th September 2015 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake here.

Well itz offishal da Hoomiz iz triez to getz me fitz wiv exercise, an haz devised cheeky wayz of me getting it.

On Sunday we visitz HooAuntie Dibz and HooUncle Howard, itz first time I haz been back to HooAuntie Dibz house since I wreck her garden when I a puppy Sprocket.

When we getz dere I getz da big surprise and I meetz 3 new Hoopuppiez who are now my HooCousinz Bastian, Jude and BB. Dey obviously fellz in luv wiv me. Sneaky HooDad showz dem all my trickz ( Sit, Down, Twist, Paw, Other Paw, High five and Gimmie Ten). Wiv 3 HooPuppiez to play wiv it was well tiring. What shocks me was dey had my fav treatz to rewardz me wiv. Den da penny dropped Hoodad had gone tooled up wiv dem just so I would play myself to a standstill.

When I not playz wiv my HooCousinz I was helps HooAuntie Dibz by findz all da treasurez dey had lost and was rewarded wiv some super beef overleftz. ( Hoodad here the treasures Jake was so proud of finding were in fact 3 door stops, 1 random piece of wood, 4 socks and the poor children’s slippers on about 5 occasions. At least the children learnt that even a closed door is no barrier for a Sprocker when he wants your slipper)

So Pic one iz how I spent most of da week at home. Dat iz when Hoodad was not yomping me earliez down da Manorway or ballfrow evening walks. He was only away one night diz week so by Friday I waz right puffed out.

Friday arrivez and stuff startz getting delivered for da Jakie bathroom, so looks like it iz gonna happen and I will sayz bye bye to da good stank.

Hoodad getz home quicks again but lucky for me it was raining well hard, peeing down in fact and den it waz da Rugby game so I tries to sleep but HooDad waz shoutz and jumpz and moanz so I not getz too much kips.

He had beer and some special grape juice but wiv a cough, a burp and a parp he appearz normal timez for Ballfrow. I iz determinez to getz well stanky before da Jakie bathroom iz made.

Pic 2 and 3 showz dat da seagull mafia are back but I not scared coz dey fly off when I comez near, dey know Sprockers have twice da canine power of normal dogz.

Sadly try as I mightz it too wet to get really dirty and da muddy puddle was makez my bitz tingley again so I not stop in too long. The pics of me in da long grass waz coz I found a Scooby snack and Hoodad tries to see what it waz but I scoffz too quick. It haz da bonus of gettz me a bit more Stanky which was lush.

Da last pics iz me wiv my yoghurt bowl hoping for more. But none came so I had a bit of a sadz face.

Well datz all for now.

Sprock on Puppiez Luvz Jake and for da England Rugby team “ Swing Low Sweet Chariot”

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