Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 5th September 2015 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake here.

I iz happy to reportz dat I had a much less action packed week dis week.

Sunday was a nice gentle blackberryin session down da warrens so lotz of swimz and blackberry snacks for me.

Monday waz da bank holiday, I look it up on da google an it meanz Hoodad not at workiez. It worried me coz last one he walkz me little legz down to Stumpz. So while he sleep I do da rain dance and pray to Mother Nature for Horrid weather. It needz to be well bad to stop da Hoodad drag me out. Mother nature didz me proud da wevver waz well bad so only a normal couple of walkiez. Rest of time we allz haz da duvet Monday. Hoomoum haz made me and Baby da Catz promise notz to tells Hoodad dat diz iz what all our Mondayz iz like. (Hmmmm always had my suspicions their Mondays were not as tiring as they all make out (Hoodad))

Tuesday all rested and backz to work. Yes Sprocketsz I haz da job. I iz guard dog for MR Services where Hoomum workz on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I haz my own office where I sleepz all day until da visitorz come when I waitz till dey nearly at da dorrz den I barkz like mad and makes dem jumpz. It gives me a giggle and I get paid in treatz and cuddles from Auntie Alice who workz wiv Hoomum. I haz 3 bosses BossMark, BossCharlie and BossWill one for each day.

BossMark waz in when I getz my Wednesday wagez from Auntie Alice and he give me big fuss too. I so excitez I pee on da floor like a puppy I was so embarrassed.

Dat night Hoodad was away wiv da workiez again and I was miss him lotz so I decided to wearz hiz slipper likez da hat. OMD I not getz dat smell of hiz cheesy feetz outz my nose holez for dayz.

Woke up diz morning to see Baby da catz had leftz some pressiez for Hoodad in da shape of huge fur ballz, so not wanting to miss outz I curls some bigunsz on da lawn while he put his ballfrow bootz on.

I fought my luckz waz in on ballfrow coz dere were boyz play football and cricket so lotz of ballz but Hoodad keeps me away so I not addz to my collection, he spoilz all my funz.

Well dats all dis week enjoy da pics of me in da cheesy feet hat.

Spec shoutz outz to Badger who lost his luv spudz dis week.

Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx

Clickz on da image to see full pic

image image

< Previous Blog