Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 22nd August 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well what a great night Friday was. Da Hoomins had Ramos Takeaway, Hoomum had Lamb Roast, Hoodad had Liver and Bacon ( no getz any coz it had onionz), Me and Baby da Catz gotz to share spickey chicken wingz. Dey waz lush. Hoodad must be feelz better from da snotz monster coz he had some beerz and some special grape juice.
I waz hopez for ballfrow. Butz when he go sleepy night night it startz! He snorez like da Hulk wiv a headcold. It waz bad for me and Baby da catz but we don’t havez to be in da same roomz az himz like Hoomum. She even triez to sleepz wiv uz two on da sofaz but da noise waz even bad downstaiz.
Den he sleepz in, the cheek, keepz uz all awakes and den had hiz own lies in. To capz it all he comez down in full ballfrow mode. The first 4 pics iz him try to capture how excited I iz to go BALLFROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
We had big funz muddy puddle how I missed you Pics 6 to 8
Also being out later meanz it well hot, da fatbloke waz well leaky by da timez we home, Hoomum makez him stiz on a towel so he not stink up da chairs. We also meetz lotz of new puppies some spaniel pups on dere first walkz in da big world and a lovely cute Jack Russell gil who fellz in luvz wiv me straight off. I waz look good though Az I got da good stank from da muddy puddle which giv da sexy black earz dat cool bedhead look I also stabs me head on a thorn so had trace of blood like a real bad boy. I wish my friend Peggy had seen me den perhaps she would like me more and not ignorez me on da Manorwayz.
I haz heard da Hoominz talkz and I may be getz a blackberryin tripz to da warrenz tomorrowz. I luvz it dere as I can swimz getz muddy and chase rabbitz and ratz. I likez to chase ratz coz I grab dere tails and swing dem like a ball on a rope, Hoodad always tellz me off though. Try and keepz cool in da heat, wear sunscreen
And Always Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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