Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4¼

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 8th August 2015 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake here.

I iz in pain my belly achez from all da laughing I haz been doing. You knowz Baby da cat, well now she iz Baldy da cat. Da Hoominz was worried coz she got da big knotz in her furz and would not letz dem brush or cutz dem out, dey thought it might be a cutz or a bite. So dey take her to da vetz. At first I waz worriez as she not come back wiv Hoomum but later dey getz her I was so happy she waz back. At first I not seez it. Den there it waz (pic 1 and 2) she lookz like a part plucked chickenz. Now I haz da new game where I creepz up behindsz her and stick my cold wet nose on her skin, it make her jumpz well highz. Pic 3 iz me an Hoodad gigglez and hidez under towel so she not go all Freddie Kruger on uz.

Enough of da Cat more on da Jakey nowz. Last week I gotz a mini holibob wiv da hoominz we wentz to Canvey Island as it haz da dog friendly beach. It waz magic I met lotz of puppiez and showz da people what brill dogz we sprocketz are by swimming and playing in da sea and being well behavez when da hoominz callz me. I even let some children pet me. So lotz of pics of me havesz fun in da sun.

Well I iz off to try not to laughz at Baby an her bare bum.