Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4ΒΌ
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 1st August 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well my planz to scare da builderz haz failed. I fink da Hoominz tipz dem offz. Just az I rev upz for da scarey barkz dey all scratch my earz and tickle me belly. We nowz it iz Kryptonite to da Jakie an I luvz me earz tickled so I forgetz to barkz. So I just haz to acceptz I iz getting da Jakie bathroom and no more goodz stank.
Hoodad had a night awayz for da work fing, but haz more dan made up for itz. On me Manorway, I always feelz like a dog in Eastenderz when I sayz dat, diz we I haz had bonus ballfrow every night.
Da only problem waz he use da orange flashy ballz and dey not bounce like a tennis ball dey gor right, dey go left, dey roll and sometimez dey even go straight. Meanz I haz to change directionz well quick, it make me do da big power slidez. I getz so good I fin I auditionz for da new top gear to be da Sprocker Stig.
Hoomum always laughz and sayz it good for me az da slidez help keep me nailz short.
On ballfrow today I saw loadz of puppiez an Hoodad chatz to dere Hoominz. Pic one iz me waitz for him to shutz up and frow da ball. Pic 2 iz me in close up az da hoodad it experimentz wiv hiz phone, either way I iz on sexy Sprocker.
Havez fun in da sunz, drink loadz and always Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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