Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Tuesday 14th April 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello sprockets, Jake here.
My hoomum fort it waz funny to show a vid ov me snoring on da sofa to everyone so I fort I wud sharez what happenz zis morning on our walk.
It waznt ball frow just normal walkz and hoomum waz walking very slow and kept stopping. It waz driving me mad, so I speedz up and she kept da pace until we camez to complete stop for agez.
Obviouzly I waz leading, so I turnz to look and dere waz da hoomum with trouzerz round da kneez. She waz tryin to pull dem up with da fig of hate lead in one handz and a huge bag of poo in da other. I laffed so hard I fink I peed a little.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
Hoomums have feelings too Jake. Seeing as you embarrassed me here is your snoring/whistling video. ha ha
Sprock on Jake, Luvz Lin2
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