Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Sunday 12th April 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
I iz back from hollibobz, did youz mizz me?
Well oh my dog i haz da bestest timez at Barehams holiday campz. da pics iz me having lotz o funz wid my new doggie palz, I iz da one wiv da sexy black earz
I gotz to play wiv all da daycare dogs and da borderz like me. It waz fab, I got wellz stankey and runz myselfz to a standstillz. But I knew me time waz upz when da girls give me da bath but two weeks z wiv out da figure of hate iz incrediblez.
Sure enough Friday afternoonz da hoominz came, dey looked funny coz dey iz a bit brown and smellz of curry a lotz. Den we went to getz Baby da catz from her holiday and all hadz a nice duvet Friday wiv leftover pork chopz which waz well tasty.
Saturdayz we haz da nice easy partial ball frow just to ease da hoodad back into da swingz of fingz.
I haz also hearz dem talking about France and havingz to pay so lookz like I iz off soon to see me French Bird Lucy for a properz holibobz.
Thats all for todayz
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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