Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 14th February 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Hoodad got back fro da Whalez watching wiv Hoouncle Martin, HooAuntie Clare and HooAuntie Lizzie smelling of Guiness. He worriez me as he waz pleased some Englishmen hadz beaten da Whalez, and I fought he like amnimalz.
Hoomum and me hadz almost da whole week together coz Hoodad had dat work fing again and except for a flying visit Wednesday, wherez I managed to getz in an evening runz and ball lob alongz da Manorway wiv dem both, we have been Hoodad free. Hoomum didz da goodz job on da parpy front so I not miss himz too much. I gotz da good rest as Hoomum not walkz like she on a march like Hoodad does so I hadz loadz of enegriez and da deafies in da earziez was very restless.
But Hoodad haz da cold, he dont do man flu, so I fought no ball frow. But he showz how much he lvuz me coz we went BALL FROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fink he workz out coz da ball was flying miles and I waz so puffed I had to swim in da muddy puddle and da dirty Brokez loadz to cool down.
Pic one is da meanz Hoodad makez me wait to runz da deafies outz.
Pic two da deafies being runz out
Pic three iz me shockz da Hoodad by stoppingz when he called I must have gone so fast da deafiez passed out
Pick Four iz me right puffed out half way round da ball frow.
Anywayz we getz to Hardy park and da underpass iz shut so we hadz to walk a different wayz home so dere waz loadz of new fingz to pee on and sniff it waz great.
I now goes to da sofa for naps wid Hoomum.
Happy Valentines to all da Sprockets and dere Hoomins
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Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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