Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 7th February 2015 - In the original Sprockish

Hello sprockets Jake here.

My hoodad is in Rugby watching whales or is he in Wales watching rugby I can’t rememberz.

Anywayz Friday duvet day waz good except hoomum took me out walking.  I tried to explainz that it waz my day of rest but she took me to the park and I hadz to run roundz like a looney coz it is ze law!

Hadz nice early night which waz lucky coz hoomum got me up in the middle of ze night for walkies. Okay it waz 6am but in sprocker time dat is ze middle of da night!

When we gotz home I assumed da position on da sofa looking forward to a day of snoozing but no.  Hoomum took me to da park again.  I saw all my spaniel and beagle matez and a new dog called Duke who madez me laff.  He was one of those slobbery dogs and he stood next to hoomum and gavez her a shower of slobber.  It waz all over her coat, trousers, boots and even in her hair.

I did fink about hosing her down in the garden before allowing her in da house so she knows how it feels but my plan failed for many reasons; I don’t haz keys to lock her out.  I can’t work da hose, I wouldn’t get treats or towelled dry.

Hoomum forgot to take pics while we waz out so I toldz her to take some of me in da garden.  I did some poses and den did some zoomies.  I miss my hoodad he takez me more places and does ball frow AND he doesn’t get me up in ze middle of da night.

Datz allz dis week. 

Pic 1 -4 iz me posing. Pic 4 iz me assuming da position.

Clickz on da image to see full pic

Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx

 

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