Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 31st January 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here, I iz back.
Sorry dere waz no post last weekz, da Hoomins waz busy so I only got little walks no ballfrow so I hadz a bit of a sulk.
However on da treatz front it waz great. Friday dey hadz takeaway so I had BAB and Fried Chicken. Hoodad no letz me have da nice skin and coating az its to fatteningz for me, I fink itz just coz he likez it hiz self. I did manage to lickz hiz fingers as he tidiez up so I gotz some of da taste. Den on Saturdayz dey push da boat out and hadz pork loin which waz lush. Sunday rounded off wiv fry up for brekkiez and roast chicken for dinnerz. I waz well parpy on Monday (tee hee).
Today I waz out earliez wiv da Hoodad, he saidz "burger me iz cold" or somefin like dat. Itz so coldz dat when I tried da hide da poop game it no work coz hoodad just followed da steam and findz dem. We hadz loadz a fun as lotz of other puppies was out and I gotz to run wiv dem as well as ball frow which kept me warm.
Hoodad sayz I iz nutz coz I went for a swimz and it so cold he not going to take hiz gloves off to take a pic so no proof but I didz swim.
I iz well jealous of da Sprockets who haz da snow. I lovesz da snow and I not even got a lick here. So no Ice earings and no snow ball toes and no eating snow ( but not da yellow stuff, I learnt dat when I waz a lickkle Sprocket, yeuck).
Da pick iz me sulking under da towel coz I gotz no snow to have fun in, really I just tired and need snooze on da sofa wiv my towel, I luvz my towel.
Stay warm and
Sprock on puppies Luvz Jake xx
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