Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 17th January 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well what can I sayz about ball frow other than BRRRRRRRR!!!!
We no gotz da snow in Sarf Essex but we haz frost and clear skies. Pic one is Hoodad makez me waits while he takes pic 2 of da crooked billet field. I fink he just wantz my bumz to get Icey.
It waz a great morning no windz so Hoodads BF's were going Miles and Miles. We met lotz of puppies especially 2 a brother and sister who joinz in da BF it waz fabz.
But despite the coldz I still wents for da swimz in da brook. I drew da line at da other swimz place as it waz iced and after first swim (pic 3) I waz getting iciclez on my boy bit (Pic 4). I wentz into super zoomiez mode to warmz up coz I waz scared it mightz drops off.
Pic 5 iz what Hoodad waz wrapped up likez, does anyone elses hoomins embarass dem wiv dere bad dress? I fink he lookz like da Jolly Green Giant Ninja, What do youz fink?
Finally I wantz some advice, coz I dont fink Hoodad fully appreciates what I does for himz. On Duvet Day (Friday when me and Hoomum not goez to workz and hasz lotz of Napz and garden ball frow) I hearz on da weather dat it gonna be cold, so I stockz up on stolen cat food and poo treatz just so I can dropz da ripe hot ones to warm hiz handz when he do da poopie scoopie. Does he thank me, no he just callz me "STINKEY BUMZ" and make Pooey, Pukey noisez. I don know why I bovver, what can I do?
Well datz all all for todayz, keep warmz and rememberz to...
Sprock on puppies Luvz Jake
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