Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 13th February 2016 - In the original Sprockish

Hello sprockets, Jake here.

First offz I has to apologise to Hoomum, she not leave da sexy black ballfrow in her car last week. It was all Hoodad fault az he so blind close up he not see it liez in plain view in da garage. I sayz he need to wear da glasses more not just da read an workz but he tellz me to “bod off” or somefink dat sounded like dat.

Well how windy waz it last weekend!!!!!!!!! I waz da hero an haz to protect da Hoominz from da wind devilz so I sleepz on dere bed, FIRST TIMEZ EVER, an guardz dem all night long. I must getz da bravery medal like Muttley getz from Dick Dastardly . Who do I writez to to getz me medal.

( Hoodad here, Jake that’s not what happened and you know it. Are you going to tell the Sprocker world the truth or shall I?)

Oh ok Hoodad I will fess up to da Sprockets.

So Saturday night Hoodad givez Baby da Catz some of her Christmas Pressie treatz, as you know I already scoffed mine. As he pourz dem out he spill loadz out on da floor. Before he couldz clean dem up I nose butz da cat out da way an scoffz da lot.

Nuffink wrong there I hearz you say standard Sprocket tactics to getz da Scooby Snax.

Probz waz dey was Catnip treatz an dey givez me da BAD TRIPZ MAN. 3 timez I getz da Hoominz up by goes upstairs an padz around dere bedroomz. Each timez dey letz me outz an I go an hidez at da bottom of da gardenz an look at da Moon an starz.

I tellz you dey waz bootifull an all movez diz way an dat, an I feelz like I iz in slow mo.

Den, I fink it called coming down I feelz all jumpy an scared at da wind devilz an when Hoodad findz me half way up da stairz an ask me “ Do you want to sleep on the bed” I not need second chance I iz straight in dere.

Dere bed iz HUGE, I guess to getzx Hoodadz enourmous bulk down you needz a lot of space.

(Hoodad Jake that’s uncalled for)

Sorry Hoodad, so Sprocketz every where I iz not really a brave Sporocket I waz just coming down from da Catnip Trip. Be warned try and fink before you scoffz.

(Hoodad here the Internet states that Catnip has a calming effect on your dog but I guess if they eat half a bag like the gut lord did it can make them feel very strange)

Hoodad I no likez it when you callz me gutlord I iz just hungry.

So Sprocketz have a great week and watch out for da Catnip .

Sprock on Puppiez, luvz Jake (Stargazer is now my Hippy name) xx

Todayz Pic iz me sleeps off da bad trip.

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