Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Friday 5th June 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
I apologizez for no post last week, it waz all Hoodad’s fault. He went off to Twickers to watch da rugby final wiv hiz matez. I know I waz shocked grumpy Hoodad haz matez. Anywayz Auntie Kay came overz so I had big snugglez and a duvet weekend not just a day. When Hoodad comez home on da Sundayz he waz well stinky he drankz too much Irish wine and whenz he parped my eyez waterz bad. But he just sleepz on sofa all day so I had a good restz.
Tomorrow we goez on da holibobz to France I can’t waitz. But diz Friday has been great da cat iz locked away in catz jail, (Hoodad here the cat is not in jail she is in an excellent cattery and will be well looked after), and I gotz fried chicken wiv Hoodad anz some of Hoomumz chicken Kebab.
We iz off to see me bird Lucy at Sparrowz Parp tomorrowz so I will be back next Sunday wiv Holibob piccies.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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