Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 23rd May 2015 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake here.

Yes I waz right Sunday waz wash da Jakey Day. I iz so used to da Hoominz obsession wiv being cleanz I evenz got to shower before Hoodad, Pic 8 is me waitz all good boy like for him to getz in. It waz a 3 shampoo and rinzse plus da conditioner on me earz shower, I knowz excessive or whatz! Hoomum says I lovliez and sparkle clean and smellz nice, me I miss da good stank.

Monday and fings became clearz da nice groomy Hoomin comez to give me da new ‘Do. Pic 1 iz a arty black and white shot of da clean Jakey. Pic 2 and 3 is da work in progress snipz and pic 4 is da final product I iz happy to say da earz iz still sexy and black. Hoomum waz amazed at da amount of Jakey da lady cutz off, it was over a Kilo, 2.5Lbs for da oldunz like Hoodad, Pic 5 shows how much it waz.

Me and Baby da Catz iz friendz again as I not look fluffy like da bird and she promise not to go Freddie Kruger on me so dat is a good fing. I think it coz she getting da good catz food againz.

Ballfrow was super speedy as I iz now sleek and aerodynamicz, Hoodad got quitez da sweatz on to keep up, serves him rightsz for getting ups so earlies. Da downside of da new look iz it no good for getz dirty, nuffink stick or getz tangled anymore. I even triez da drop da ball in da muddy puddle game for da full five minutes beforez Hoodad call me a Lickle Cod and stormz off. Pick 6 and 7 iz me looking too cleanz after ballfrow.

On da upsidez new hairdo meanz holibobs must be close so will soon see me French bird Lucy which make me happy and I will getz da great French stank.

Wellz enjoy da bank holidayz wiv da hoominz make sure you walkz dem lots.

Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx

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