Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 25th April 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Wellz I nearly feelz sorry for Hoodad diz Ballfrow, after a fab week of weather we wakez up to grey sky and rainz, but I only nearly sorry for himz.
Herez da reasons why.
1) On Duvet day Friday he up like a giant lark and takez me on an extended morning walkz, WTH ( I learnz some txt speakz from text wiv dog Facebook page )
2) Total absence of fried chicken on Friday night, dey had fish pasta bake and all I getz iz da small piece of fish leftover.
3) He drinkz hiz special grape juice and wiv hiz fat neck it meanz he snorez BAD. Den he fallz asleepz on da sofa, Hoomum sneaks off to bedz and leavez him sawing wood and keeping mez awakez. Untill I rememberz we can turn off da earz so I joinz in snoring, da cat waz not happy .
4) I triez to tellz him how tiedz I iz by pooping as soon as I getz in da garden, I even curls one outz while he put da ballfro bootz on. But he not having it and off we goez in da rainz.
So datz why I only nearly sorry for himz.
Ballfrow for me waz acez. Long wet grass, muddy puddle super muddy, cricket pitchez mown so da clippingz sticks to me and all round a super stanky ball frow. But best of allz when I getz homez it waz a two towel drying dayz, I LUVZ MY TOWELZ.
Pic one is a Hoodad and mez selfie, look how shiney wet hiz head iz.
Pic two me waitz nice for da treatz
Pic three me waitz for Towel.
Well that’s all Sprockets I iz off to da sofa for a snooze.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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