Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 14th March - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well what a weekz I haz had.
Monday night I waz on bonus manorway ball from when da deafiez in da earziez stuck. OOOOOOO Hoodad was so mad he can shouts well loud and I finally heardz him over da deafiez but he not a happy Hoodad. He tellz me I iz nearly 4 so not a puppy and should behavez betterz and if I keep it up no more bonus ball frow. So dere waz no after walk treatsz and I gotz da silentz teatments for a couple of hourz.
But blow me if on Tuesday da same fing happenz !!!!!!!! So I don't fink I iz getting anymore bonus ball frowz for some timez.
As if I not punished enoughz Hoomum cancelz duvet Friday and I haz to go to workz, I askz you 3 dayz iz enough workz for anyone, except Hoodadz az he gotz to get da penniez for Jakie treatz and Hoomum holidayz.
Den den dey i=z still on da helfy eatz fing so no takeaway :-( Baby da cat and me did get left overz of Panchetta ( posh ham to youz and mez) wrapped roasted chicken breasts which waz ok, but we both agree itz not Fried Chicken good.
But ball frow today was great. I waz going to call da pic Pantz, Ballz and Hoodad but as he point out some Hoominz might get da wrong end of da stix so I settlez for Fun in da sun wiv Hoodad.
At da endz of da walk bit a lickle old lady comes out of her house and lookz desperate to stroke da sexy black earz. So I runz up and sitz all gentle like in front of her so she could have a good stroke, Jakie just haz to share da Luvz. Whe we carriez on Hoodad tellz me he proud and I iz a good boy so I happy Sprocket coz I know teatz are on da horizon.
Sure enoughz when I getz home notz only do I getz treatz in da garden but itz end of yoghurt pot day too, I iz a lucky Sprocket.
Dats it for dis week.
Sprock on Puppies, watch out for da deafies spring makez dem well noisy, luvz Jake xx
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