Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 28th February 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
De alarm goes off
da tail it wag and da bumz doesz shake
Coz I know da Hoodad iz awake.
A cough a parpĀ
He down the stairz
In da garageĀ
for da clothez to wear.
Frower clipped on
Ballz in pocket
I now iz an excited Sprocket.
On da neck
goez da figure of hate
den we is out fru da gate.
In no time
feel like a minutez
I in da fieldz of da Crooked Billett.
I sits and waitz
round da neck no figure of hate
Hoodads hand goez to da pocket
I iz off like a Sprocket Rocket.
Fingz go on really greatz
and I seez some of me Matez
Sammy, Daisy, Bella too
And da Boxer Mille Moo.
I runz
I catch
I swimz and Poopz
I even tries da loop da loopz.
But all too soon
We iz back at our Pad
But for Jakey dont feelz sad
Coz I haz Ball frow with my Hoodad.
So now on da sofa i will Wallowz
While my Hoomum use my bumz for a Pillowz.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
Ps: we had too much funz for picz today, if you missez me sexy earz you can goez to me web page
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