Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 27th June 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Sorry I no postz for a bit but I hadz da holibobz wiv me French bird Lucy and da Hoomins haz been busy beez and not let me on da computa on my ownz. Itz coz day caught me looking at furry catz pictures and sticking my nose on da screen, dey said I waz too weird to be leftz on da web alonez .
Anyways da Holibobs was fab great wether lotz and lotz of walks, ballfrows, swimz in da sea wiv da hoodad and everyfing. I needz a rest whenz I gotz back my fingerz and toenailz was worn to stumpz, stumpz I tell you stumpz, If I no hadz such a goodz time I would havez called da French Sprocker policez.
Coz I is on da dietz and has lost some flabs I gotz a few Hoomin treats so gotz to tast eda nice cheese and bread dey havez YUM YUM. Hoomum comez over all funniez in French France and cooks every day Hoodad getz to restz and drink hiz special grape juice. Diz does meanz der was some tasty overleftz for da Jake and wiv all da walks I putz no weight on.
Da pics today are a selection of my holibobz snaps all of dem will be on my website when Hoomum can be bovvered.
Lucy me bird was a beautiful as ever and waz much more relaxed diz time we haz got to da stage where she even parpz in frontz of me, and boy oh boy dey are da real deal noise and da stinkz, she made hoominz giggle like kidz wiv one when dey waz having lunch.
On da down sidez I had to go seez da French vetz and it waz all fine untillz he do da “how hot is da Jake” fing, why do dey always have to stick stuff up me bumz? I no likez, da Hoominz warnz him beforehand so I had da muzzle, but I fink I scarez him a bit coz he gave hoodadz da tabletz to givez me so I could comez back to blighty. He was a nice vet apart from da bum fettish and he say I not fatz just squiddgy hopesz I getz him next year.
Diz weekend haz startz brill, Friday fried chicken treat and Baby da catz was out huntin birdz so not getz any hot she waz so jealous when she came back, but I a good bruvver and saves her some chicken dipper. ( Hi Hoodad here, he did not save it we put it out of his reach or he would have scoffed the lot). Then early ball frow muddy puddle, sexy bum sniffs, treats and breakfast yoghurt, FANTASTIC.
I iz off to sleepz on da windowsill in da shadez.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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