Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 2nd May 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
I haz da nice bonus surprisez onm Sunday. Hooauntie Bexsta came overz and we all wentz to Onetree Hill woods where I gotz to frollix in da bluebells and getz muddy and stankey. But da best fing was da leftoverz, Hoodad didz his slow roasted trick wiv a rib of beef and it waz lush. I did not fink Hooauntie Bexsta was gonna leavez me any but she didz and me and da catz waz well happy.
Friday youz may havez seen da pic of Hoodad troughing on Icecream wiv me and baby waitz patient for leftover. Well I iz glad to say we gotz to lick da bowl and da spoon. Sadly dere was again no chicken, what iz dey playz at? For da Hoomin dinnerz dey had salad, SALAD!!!!!! What sort of leftoverz do that getz me?
I tellz you it waz tinned mackerel, more stinkey fish. Da catz waz in heaven and nearly eatz her own body weight in da horrible stuff. Now don’t getz me wrong I still scoffz it coz hooman food is hooman food afterz all and therefore is Sprocket food too but it iz not CHICKEN.
I hopez dey haz some good grub tonightz
Ballfrow was great not to hotz not to coldz. I workz da hoodad hardz and he got a sweatz on. We killed a brand new ball too, it only one of dem you getz at Chrimbo but they iz poo, fink I will stick to real tennis ballz dey lastz much longerz.
Pics today are me in da bluebells last Sunday and me being reduced to da windowsill as da catz haz grabbed da sofa.
Haz a great bank holiday weekend and get da Hoominz outside walkies and ballfrowz.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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